#p: benedict cumberbatch

[elennemigo]

April prompt: "light” for @mcuchallenge

[dinguscat]

@gatorfisch @msclaritea

[quotethatshow]

I'm back

I manage to find some time for shows this month.

I finally watched BABY REINDEER and wow that poor guy... I was so scared for him. The first 3 ep. were tensed, she sent him like 100+ emails a day and he still didn't blocked her WTH. I expected the story to go down the Shephen's "Misery" way but somehow this got even more scarier. Teri was such a lovable character I wouldn't mind a spin off show with her.

I don't know if Baby reindeer is a true story or not but I know that QUIET ON SET is true... That show broke my heart. Drake Bell went through the same as the reindeer with that man and we didn't know that until now.

This and all that P Diddy stuff rn, are making me sick to my stomach. Hollywood is so going down... or not???

I love Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman but PRESUMED INNOCENT and LADY IN THE LAKE were so fucking boring.

I expected ERIC to be bad too but it was great. The story was presented brilliantly. Even though it explores complex social issues: child psychological and SA, police corruption, homelessness and drug abuse... all of that was presented more lightly and with great characters. Benedict Cummerbach did a phenomenal job.

I also watched MY LADY JANE, nothing special just fun and easy fantasy show with cute couple.

A GOOD GIRL'S GUIDE TO MURDER was not bad. Visually it has the vibe of Sex Education and Emma Myers is so freaking cute.

I finally found some good fresh comedy FANTASMAS was crazy weird Loved it! and DICK TURPIN was ok. You can never get disappointed with British comedy.

AGATHA ALL ALONG seems promising... and

3 BODY PROBLEM OMG OMFG that is totally my kind of show❗❗❗ can't wait for the next season! and I also started watching CONSTALLATION... bad... but I'm kinda hangry for scifi so... I'll watch anything scifi and horror, feel free to recommend something

[msclaritea]

It's too late, Team Zero. I caught your trending on Twitter. Do you mind telling everyone why you're sending threats to Benedict Cumberbatch, now, while he's busy working on another film? I see you got all of your Leftist shills helping. Also, what do P Diddy and Bradley Cooper have to do with it?

[quincey-morris-tx]

"I’m only a rough fellow,

who hasn’t, perhaps, lived as a man should to win such distinction,

but I swear to you by all that I hold sacred and dear

that, should the time ever come,

I shall not flinch from the duty that you have set us."

Quincey Morris

Bram Stoker. Dracula, Chapter 12.

[frances-and-the-moon]

Today I suddenly remembered something from many years ago (2012).

It was that one time when Benedict Cumberbatch came to the Ghent film festival (at the time I was doing my Erasmus in Belgium), where I went with one of my super nerd friends. We didn't manage to get tickets for the screening but were there for the red carpet. He was super tall and super sweet, and when he asked if I had a pen to sign an autograph for me, I panicked because I didn't have one, but he patiently waiting while I asked for a pen to one of the other fans. <3

Then after the red carpet the director of the series came to us asking if we wanted free tickets because there were seats available!!! (being the festival pretty small and everything) and ofc we said YES!

Now before the screening I of course had to go to the toilet (as is customary of me to drink 2+ liters of water per day), so I went there real quick before the start of the movie and when I came back someone was speaking on stage and ofc I thought it was Benedict.

However, in front of me there was a really tall stranger and I couldn't see anything, so I behind him and started jumping around him to try and see better, all while thinking "why doesn't this tall ass giant move so that I can see Benedict" but when I did that, the people around me started behaving weirdly, widening their eyes and getting closer as if to grab me which I thought was weird but didn't pay much attention to that.

And then the giant who was in front of me turned around and IT WAS BENEDICT F* CUMBERBATCH who smiled at me sweetly before going on stage.

And I discovered that the people who had tried to stop me from getting too close were his BODYGUARDS.

And this is how I learned to be better aware of my surroundings because if you don't you can be mistaken for a crazy fan who wants to abduct the actor you like.

(his manager was super nice though and quickly said "it's ok" after I explained my toilet escapade)

Thank you for coming to my TED talk/memory lane moment

[finnbin]

WHO IS THIS FUCK ASS TREE AND WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP SHOWING ME HIM

LEAVE ME BE LET ME LIVE

WAIT YOURE TELLING ME I NEVER POSTED THESE??!! THEYRE FROM MONTHS AGO

[serendipnpipity]

My name’s Phil Lester thankfully not Mo It’s finally time to make my diss track yo You thought I was too innocent to roast myself? Well watch out bitch This might be bad for your health

A Youtube dinosaur His channel older than your mum He’s so insanely clumsy Always falling on his bum Some people think he’s weird Cause he doesn’t like cheeses He’s so frickin' pale You’d think the sun gave him diseases

His name’s AmazingPhil (What?) Why’s he so great? (Dunno) For ten years he had hair From 2008 All that time Hiding behind a fringe And on top of all that He’s secretly a ginge

You quiffed it up What is this a rebrand? If you didn’t dye it black You’d be totally bland And innocent whatever Wait till you're in private Your mouth’s so dirty You sound like a pirate

Hey you say you’re an angel You know that’s a lie You just don’t want to get Demonetised Your vids are so sweet You can’t even say crap I bet you’d even censor A swear in this rap

You look like a badly photoshopped Benedict Cumberbatch And I realize nothing rhymes with Cumberbatch So I guess this verse doesn’t rhyme

(Okay, this is terrible, I'm out, bye)

I’d better get going And end the bants I murdered this beat Like I murder houseplants If you can’t keep a cactus Why’d you want a dog? I’d give it three weeks Until the funeral vlog

Don’t get me started on that guy called Dan The only reason I’m here is people ship phan More followers than me I’m living in his shadow Next thing you’ll know He’ll be playing the piano

EMMMMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

okok lemme see if i can do dan's without looking now:

a month without uploading, he comes back with a tag that no one even tagged him in, he's not a challenge to drag so prepare for an attack (and by that I mean cringe) cuz this mfer's boutta get DRAGGED BY HIS FRINGE

first things first, you're freakishly tall it's weird, you look like a noodle you've got hair that was cool in 2007 and wet you just look like a poodle just throw in an annoying posh voice and... yup, that's dan! you're what would happen if winnie the pooh f*cked slenderman!

you procrastinate making videos 'cause being judged is scary you're so close to being irrelevant the hate's imaginary! the only reason you get views is you're another white guy that people ship with his friend 'cuz they think it's ~kawaii~!!

reasons why dan's a fail---YAY!

you never tweet, you overeat, all you do is cry and sleep, your jokes are shitposts and memes with no originality, your family's sad you dropped your law degree at university, and anything embarrasing about yourself you just delete. you were a vegan for what, three weeks before you missed the meat? wow, i'm so impressed by your clear moral integrity. try so hard to be peaceful and diplomatic but can't make toast without tumblr saying you're problematic

*deep inhale* I could go on, there's more if I check. there's more things on this list... than chins on your neck!

your celebrity crush was JLaw, but now it's Evan P, what the fuck even is your sexuality? it's hard to put you in a box when you keep it so blurry, i think it's just to hide that you're secretly a FURRY.

woah now, that went deep. repress it? yup! before I start crying, let's wrap this shit up.

i'm gonna go and masturbate, then cry into a slice of pizza, shoutout to the other youtubers, especially Ryan Higa a cringe compilation mixed with cultural appropriation met with no depreciation, it's the youtube nation.

click SUBSCRIBE if you wanna watch 4 videos a year (ha) to see my last one (from ten years ago) just click over here something something, you can call me a liar 'cause you just witnessed the roast of danisnotonfire

[explosion noises]

[kefirwww]

⚡️「Introduction.」🪬

⚡️name: lirro/kirill

⚡️pronouns: she/her/he/him (any pronouns)

⚡️hobbies: drawing, listening/making music, playing guitar

⚡️occupation: a student (straight-a)

[⚡️] by the way! i am ukrainian and a minor, so any unessesary jokes/words towards me are completely rude and unessesary. hope this helps.

⚠️SH/ED WARNING⚠️

⚡️favorite artists/bands: ozzy osbourne, mindless self indulgence, black sabbath, metallica, blind guardian, korn, rhop, misfits, ramones, the beatles, jimmy urine, system of a down, arch enemy, type o negative, judas priest, evanescence, helloween, iron maiden, twisted sister, kiss, mötley crüe, mayhem, burzum, slipknot, the rolling stones, queen, weezer, green day, my chemical romance, granrodeo, nightcore at 25:00 am, wonderlandxshowtime, leo/ need, ac/dc, megadeth, mothy (akuno-p), blink-182, MEIKO, and others (i can't remember at the moment).

⚡️favorite shows: south park, smiling friends, nanozka i ponozek, kraina grzybów, the osbournes, hapov tree friends. alfred's olavhouse. the amazing world of gumball bungou stray dogs (i am normal), evangelion, and others (i can't remember at the moment).

⚡️favorite actors/performers: jake gyllenhaal, heath ledger, jeremy irons, stanley tucci, rene russo, aaron (ewewew)-johnson, ryan gosling, tom hardy, benedict cumberbatch, and others (i can't remember at the moment).

⚡️favorite movies: the good girl (2002), donnie darko (2001), nightcrawler (2014), enemy (2013), brokeback mountain (2005), two hands (1999), ten things i hate about you (1999), a knight's tale (2001), the lovely bones (2009), lolita (1997), and others (i can't remember at the moment).

[⚡️] a little from the author...

...hello. as i said earlier, i am lirro, or kiril, and i have decided to make a blog on here! i think that the idea is to promote myself and my drawings, and to spill some light onto the problems and the problematics of the youth. i really hope y'all will get me right, not like a whiny little bitch that is begging for attention. not my case. you followe me or you follow me not! i am not begging you to stay, like... thank you for reading this!

and again, if you are sensitive or smth, leave the blog because there will be mentions/images of human's flesh/blood/cuts etc. thank you, and...

...good luck.

[thelostsmiles]

Benedict Cumberbatch 2023 Birthday Celebration

Christopher Tietjens in Parade's End (2012) dir. Susanna White

[jobooksncoffee]

Holy 🌸uck! Such a unique mix of ethereally gorgeous and insanely hot! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[fedorahead]

Is there a masterlist of, like, actors and celebrities that have come forward for trans rights?

I know the internet has all sorts of collections of people who've done something messed up and those always depress me but reading about David Tennant being supportive in the face of the UK government and current legislation and stuff really hit me and I'd love to be able to see who else is out there standing up for us and what's right.

If not, here's a list I'm putting together, feel free to add to it or add context in the notes if you want! I'm including celebrities who have affirmed their support for trans family members even if they're not doing other activism. I'm also only listing celebrities I know of, and this list does not in any way endorse any problematic stuff any of them may have done outside of the topic.

Just making this list is cheering me up a lot tbh

David Tennant

Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson

Rupert Grint

Pedro Pascal

Jamie Lee Curtis

Ariana Grande

Lady Gaga

Don Cheadle

Taylor Swift

Gabrielle Union

Colin Mochrie

Andrew Garfield

K. A. Applegate

Cher

David Arquette

Jannifer Lopez

Angeline Jolie

Vanessa Carlton

Kevin Bacon

Nick Offerman

Sheryl Crow

Hayley Williams

Sade

Anna Paquin

Jon Oliver

Jon Stewart

Colbert

Keanu Reeves

Anthony Rapp

Charlize Theron

Zendaya

Kate Winslet

Shawn Mendes

LeBron James

Anthony Stewart Head

Gerard Way

Bea Arthur

Hozier

Wil Wheaton

Warren Beatty

Lynda Carter

Selena Gomez

Billy Ray Cyrus

Rihanna

Megan Thee Stallion

Cardi B

Shania Twain

Anna Kendrick

Kendrick Lamar

Dolly Parton

Drew Barrymore

Mark Ruffalo

Bruce Springsteen

Taron Egerton

Orville Peck

Charles Barkley

Yungblood

Sigourney Weaver

Bad Bunny

Emma Thompson

Liev Schreiber

Magic Johnson

Anne Hathaway

Chris Pratt

Ryan Reynolds

Chris Evans

Margot Robbie

Sandra Bullock

Christina Aguilera

Mariah Carey

Adele

Dua Lipa

Tony Hawk

Matt Berry

Harry Styles

John Leguizamo

Patrick Stewart

Jon Bernthal

David Lynch

Russel T Davies

Garth Brooks

Paris Hilton

Lucy Lawless

Bill Nye

Ally Sheedy

Miley Cyrus

Joan Jett

Mike Shinoda

Dick Van Dyke

Eric Idle

Ian Mackellan

Benedict Cumberbatch

Matthew Lillard

P!nk

Adam Conover

Megan Fox

Gwen Stefani

Terry Pratchett

Neil Gaiman

Mara Wilson

David Attenborough

Michael Sheen

Joaquin Phoenix

Halsey

John Lithgow

Jim Norton

Mr Beast

M Shadows

John Cusack

Hugh Jackman

Penn Jilette

Janet Jackson

Brie Larson

Bjork

Britney Spears

Jenna Ortega

Selena Gomez

oh man there are so many more i can't even keep listing but here's a list of 500 feminists who signed an open letter supporting trans women and girls

[simplykenni]

Tag Game

I haven't made a post on here in so long, I couldn't even find the post button omg? A good or a bad thing? Probably good for most of you lol.

Anyway, thanks lil sis @selfcarecap for the tag. See the cautious "hear me out" below 🫣

last song you listened to: oh, lol, apparent P Power by Gunna (the one without Drake, and yes, that matters ☠️).

silver or gold jewellery? Both! But lately I've been rocking a lot of gold rings and necklaces.

do you have any tattoos? No :/ I don't think I have the pain tolerance or patience to sit and get a tattoo, but a sternum would've really looked so good on me :/

piercings? nO again. Been on my agenda to get my ears re-pierced and I still want the double nose piercing.

currently reading or favourite book? I don't think I have a favorite book? That might be a lie and I just can't remember, but I just finished The Seven Year Slip. It was a cute little read.

a hobby you would like to try? Cross stitching or crocheting. Have anyone seen the videos of the girl on TikTok who crochets characters in a Mr. Meaty style? I need her level of skill.

coffee or tea? Fruity and floral teas

favourite video game? One(s) I have played myself? The Wolf Among Us and The Sims 2. If we're talking about storylines in general, The Walking Dead season 1 in addition to the previous two.

star sign? Aquarius

who is your hear me out? Apparently one that I got beat up for years ago was saying Benedict Cumberbatch, but only as Dr. Strange. However, I think another one I realized recently was Bryan Cranston in Breaking Bad as Walter White, but only when he was bald with a beard. Most others I'll strongly defend lol.

Tags if you'd like to share -> @melaninhawtie @nagisaunicorn-blog @bungalowbear @targaryenvampireslayer @fluffyprettykitty @xoxoviva @letsby @navybrat817

[msclaritea]

[joker-daughter]

you don't have to post this but I'm done with fans telling other fans how they should feel. look, nobody is stopping Tom from taking his little vacations after a project. But if he's only doing one project a year, don’t be surprised when industry people start removing him from conversations. this isn't 2002 where tobey was being compared to names like leo or brad pitt . you fans can’t get upset if someone says he’s not a big movie star if his next gig is just spiderman or marvel stuff. for fuck's sake this man is entering his 30s. don’t be shocked if his name gets mentioned less compared to his peers. and don’t get all worked up if by his mid30s or early 40s, all people remember him for is peter p. because his other movies were all forgettable. dn’t be surprised if you’re the ones trying to convince people to check out his work. you guys wanna see him in his 40s, probably losing hair, where he's only legacy will be spiderman, just like tobey, Istg. even chrevens chris pratt, benedict cumberbatch, mark ruffalo, and downey who all carried marvel movies have other memorable roles and are still working consistently despite having marvel money too.

I mean he did say that he wouldn’t mind that people only see him as Peter since he loves him BUT he also said that he won’t let anyone put him in a box either so…..other than that, I don’t know what else to say but thanks for sharing your thoughts, anon

[lilladylancelot]

My Dracula Fancasting

(because it's that wonderful time of year again)

(And I'm bored)

Our good friend, Jonathan Harper played by Nicholas Hout

Dracula played by Benedict Cumberbatch

Mina either portrayed Emmy Rossum

or Anne Hathaway

Lucy, played by Elle Fanning

Arthur Holmwood, played by Corey Mylchreest

Chris Hemsworth as Quincey P. Morris

Dr. Jack Seward presented by Ben Barnes

Willem Dafoe as Renfield

And finally, Collin Firth as Van Helsing.

I am not saying this is perfect, I am open to alternative suggestions, I just thought it might be fun. This is my first real post here so I apologize if the formatation sucks.

Thank you for reading until the end!😊

Have a nice day!